I am so not the pep talk type, but here goes...
Class time makes you feel brilliant, test time makes you feel stupid. (uh, I'll try again)
Watching a mystery test coming closer is like watching an old horror movie where a pretty lady sees a scary shadow coming closer, but she just screams and doesn't run away. And then you yell at her that she needs to get the (beep) out of there. But she doesn't hear you, because she's a character in a movie, and so you watch her get eaten or pass out. (that wasn't helpful)
Your #2 pencils miss you. (that was cheesy)
At least you won't have to fake being sick before the test. (grrr)
Being stressed burns calories, so now you have an excuse to eat more cookies! (I want to smack myself)
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