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Random thoughts regarding high school:

• I wish that WHS had a few "Paternoster" (old fashioned German elevators, not totally dangerous).
• It would be awesome if there was a randomness club at the high school, where members could try something new each week. (for example: sushi one week, then hang gliding the next)
• To eliminate traffic problems on the stairs, the right hand side of the stairs should be converted into a slide so that nobody attempts to move against downward traffic. Going down a slide would be so much faster, not to mention more entertaining.
• On late starts, none of the study rooms are quiet. On one late start I was caught studying in the peaceful hallway, and I was ordered to go to a forum room for "quiet study". Even the teachers in charge of the room were blabbering! Why not send all of the noisy kids and trouble makers into the gym or a forum room while quiet, responsible students can be allowed to go to the library or the hall?
• At lunch one time, every person at my table brought in a dish of something to share, and it was awesome! We saw another table doing the same thing a while later.
• I am so glad that there was an anti-tanning article in the school paper. Tanning is unnatural. Why do "hot" girls like to be orange? Even though orange is a hot color, a hot color on the color wheel does not translate to mean a "hot" person. It seems odd that tanning ads can be found in the school paper while students are told in health class that tanning hurts skin.
• If hallways were arteries and students were plaque, the school would have had a heart attack long ago. Masses of students seem to become immobilized at every inconvenient place in the hallway, and their presence causes other students to try and squeeze their way through.  
• Why do girls buy tiny, thin, expensive clothes? I know. Clothing companies save money by using thin material, or just less of it. Some girls believe that tiny and/or transparent clothes are stylish, so they buy them at ridiculous prices. In reality, dear "stylish" girls, this is Minnesota, which means it is cold outside during most of the school year. The girls that have good fashion sense are the ones that buy sweaters and cuddle duds, rather than investing in bare skin and shivers.